Entries by James

Current Events 08-30-2011

Cows With Guns  Freedom For Yvonne, Germany's Runaway Cow: Search Is Called Off Welcome to the Club  Generation of homeowners stuck in first houses It's Only a Model  King Arthur's round table may have been found by archaeologists in Scotland The Matrix Has You  IBM Builds Biggest Data Drive Ever

Current Events 08-16-2011

And the War on Meat, and the War on Sugar, and the War on Fat, and all the Other Stupid Vegan Nonsense Let’s Put a Stop to the War on Salt Hero Among Heroes World War II veteran who survived Bataan Death March, built legacy of hope dies in Ill. at 105 Nothing Beats Spock […]

Current Events 08-11-2011

Pfftttt…. Stupid Nazis Trojan horse t-shirts trick neo-Nazis WELL!!?? Lovely Future We’re Making For Ourselves. Years of liberal dogma have spawned a generation of amoral, uneducated, welfare dependent, brutalised youngsters Pucker Factor: 37 Moment collapsing glacier nearly swept away tourist boat Silly Elder Scrolls vs. Minecraft dev: “scrolls” is our word ‘C’ is For Communist […]

Current Events 08-02-2011

Preparing For the Zombie Holocaust Internet Archivist Seeks 1 of Every Book Ever Written Also, Don’t Wear Dresses Made of Meat (Although, This Could Fix Other Problems) How to avoid being eaten by lions The MAN Meet Comex, The 19-Year-Old iPhone Uber-Hacker Who Keeps Outsmarting Apple Ha Ha Ha HA Ha! Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom […]

Current Events 08-01-2011

That You, Coop? Is the mystery of DB Cooper about to be solved? FBI reveals it has new suspect 40 years after America’s most elusive fugitive parachuted from a hijacked plane I Have No Problem With People Who Excercise Their Liberty of Conscience to Not Believe – It’s the Fundies That Are the Problem… Stop […]

Current Events 07-29-2011

It’s All Microsoft’s Fault (Makes As Much Sense As Efforts to Characterize the Nutbar as a “Right-Wing, Christian” Idealogue) Oslo Killer Was a Microsoft Word Fanatic What They Needed Was a Giant Poster of Rita Hayworth Vigilant prison staff foil inmates’ jailbreak plot It’s Exactly What Happened to Me (Oh Yes, I Wants One of […]

Current Events 07-21-2011

Whiny Lymies Americanisms: 50 of your most noted examples Oh please. Stop pretending your country “owns” English. Linguistics shows that in reality, American English has remained constant, while it is British English that has changed. If you want an example of “pure” English, listen to someone from New England. Yeah, Why Can’t They Be More […]

Current Events 07-16-2011

Don’t Mess With the Bears Get off my patch! How two tigers left with their tails between their legs after being scared off by a protective mother bear How Many Other Scams Have We Bought in the Same Way? The Global Warming Hoax: How Soon We Forget

Current Events 07-14-2011

President Carter Re-Elected Welcome to Jimmy Carter’s 2nd term Stupid, Stupid, Stupid; We Elect People, Not “Races” The Black Code: Why Obama Still Owns The Black Vote No “Minority” Has the Right to Be Racist  The Knockout Game: Racial Violence and the Conspicuous Silence of the Media Hear, Hear! Being a Gentleman in the Age […]