Current Events 01-05-2012


End of the year news is so tedious. Hence the long delay. Also Skyrim.


Starting to Wonder If This Is NOT Just a Tinfoil-Hat-Conspiracy-Theory New Nationwide FEMA Camps Should Raise Eyebrows


Of Course It’s Fake. One of the Worst Hoaxes of Recent Memory, Except Maybe for Evolution Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!


It May Become Safer to Live Abroad America: The Living Portrait of Dorian Gray


Old Isn’t Necessarily Better Old, million-dollar violins don’t play better than the new models


When You’re PayPal, It’s Definitely Not PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund


I WANT ONE!! This New Press Pot Could Solve All Your First World Coffee Brewing Problems


Cost of Genocide Has Gone Up Planned Parenthood’s Annual Report: Got $487.4M in Tax Money, Did 329,445 Abortions


Current Events 12-15-2011




‘News’ In America Is Just Thinly Veiled Propaganda Not All ‘Protesters’ Created Equal


Flaming Hypocrites Sony, Universal, Fox, Google employees caught pirating TV, movies, music


By the by, enabling encryption and using peer blocking will eliminate this problem. Also, it’s not illegal to download TV. Silly media police!


MORE Flaming Hypocrites FAA OKs iPads in cockpit, ‘even during takeoff and landing’


It Has to Stop Google Donating $11.5M to Fight Modern Slavery


Current Events 12-13-2011


That’s Good, I Guess Newt takes no-adultery pledge


It’s not that I approve of Newt’s infidelity. I do not. However, he says he has repented of it. Rush has been married thrice, and folks still listen to him. He, Newt, is without a doubt a flawed man. However, and here’s the thing, he leads. He has a plan. He knows how to work the dirty system in Washington to achieve his goals, which are good goals. He is, I think, our best remaining option. The alternative is Romney, a milksop, poll-minding, namby pamby RINO from Massachusetts. We don’t need to get along right now. We need a firebrand. We need a guy who can enter the fray on our behalf and engage in some good old political butt-kicking. Our country is broken. I think Newt is the best chance we have of fixing it. Beyond the no-adultery pledge, it’s the other things he says in the letter that are captivating, and which I whole-heartedly support. In contrast, I think Romney says what he thinks he has to say to gain political favor.


It’s like one of my heroes, Teddy Roosevelt, said, “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” Or, as he also said more succinctly, “The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”


America Needs a Hero. Athletes Used to Be Heroes Once. Why Tebow? Why Now?


Wickedness hates virtue. I think the country is swinging to the right again, like it did after Carter. We have had our fill of the sewage introduced during the 90s and going forward into the 00s. It’s just too costly. Virtue is an ideal, yes. But it’s never wrong to have ideals. It may be hard, humanly, to always attain them, but you keep trying. They are worth reaching for. Good for you, Tebow! (Wow, never thought I’d find myself rooting for the Broncos)


Current Events 12-12-2011


Wow. Is There Nothing Coke and Mentos Can’t Do? Junk Food-Powered Car Sets New Record


Psssttt… It’s Because There IS No Difference. Porn = Rape Can You Tell The Difference Between A Men’s Magazine And A Rapist?


Imagine That. Nuke Plant Helps the Environment. Croc Boom At Turkey Point Boosts Species



Current Events 12-07-2011


Behold the Mighty Potato! How the Potato Changed the World


Yeah. That’s Hilarious. (Sick) White House–Laughingly–Declines to Comment on Senate Vote to Repeal Military’s Ban on Sodomy and Bestiality


Meanwhile, Facist Obamerica Intends to Export Their Evil to the 3rd World, Whether They Want It Or Not Obama Seeks Protection for Homosexuals Abroad


Obama’s Legacy (Apart From Nearly Single-Handedly Destroying the American Economy) Israel on the Islamist Surge in Egypt: Told You So


What We Really Need Is Saving From Warming-Tards School turns heating off to ‘save planet’


Please. Do Not Try What You Are About To See Us Do At Home. We’re What You Call… Experts. How The Mythbusters Accidentally Punched a Six-Inch Cannonball Hole in a Minivan


GASP! Sexual Promiscuity is Dangerously Unhealthy!? Get Right Out of Town! The CDC Doesn’t Want You Donating Your Slutty Organs


GASP! Organized Crime is Taking Over the Garbage Business in Jersey!? Get Right Out of Town! Organized criminals infiltrating N.J. garbage, recycling industry due to failing regulatory system


I Really Hate to Do This, But, Do You Suppose He Has a Splitting Headache? (badoom, boom, ching) He’s nailed it! Stuntman Li Xin balances on his head… on top of a SPIKE


Wow. Never Thought I’d Agree With Alec About Anything. Alec Baldwin’s Tweets against American Airlines


Do you have any idea how many planes have crashed and how many people have died from iPads, iPhones, and other electronic devices left on during flights? Exactly Zero.



Current Events 12-02-2011


Well, Obviously, We Have… A Gorilla, Dumping Sand in Lincoln Park Person in gorilla suit dumps sand in Little Caesars and runs away … numerous times


You Do Not Talk About Fight Club, and You Do Not Mess With Coke A Frosty Reception for Coca-Cola's White Christmas Cans


TSA, Making the World Safe For Democracy Teen stopped at airport for design on purse


Corruption Only Matters When Republicans Do It Chicago Corruption Trials and the Sounds of Silence


The Damnable Non-Doctrine of Legalism How Creepy Conservative Christian Modesty Doctrines Harm Young Women


It should be noted, this woman grew up under the cultic teachings of William Branham. He was a complete whackjob, who, among other things, taught that women are the root of all sin because Eve seduced Adam. Fornication was the original sin, and therefore women are second-class citizens. I know this because I have to deal with these nutbars on the mission field here in Uganda.


That said, it is also applicable among Independent Baptists, whose strange, man-following teachings are often extra-biblical, and more cultural than Scriptural. Not all Independent Baptists are like this, not even most are (I'm not, and I'm an Independent Baptist), but it is strongly advocated by certain pressure groups within our so-called "Independent" collective, mostly within the orbit of certain Type A personalities with large congregations and hence large platforms for the dissemination of their opinions.


Unfortunately, "conservative" tends to mean "developed in the 70s or the 50s, which is where we ought to live". I agree that much about today's pop culture is not Godly, but we shouldn't be caustic and reactionary, and we certainly should not find ourselves pushing the traditions of men on our women and passing it off as Bible. It's chauvinistic, it's unscriptural, and it does not glorify God. All legalism ever does is create more sin, and bring free Christians into bondage once again to the law. It has to stop.