Current Events 08-30-2011

Cows With Guns  Freedom For Yvonne, Germany's Runaway Cow: Search Is Called Off

Welcome to the Club  Generation of homeowners stuck in first houses

It's Only a Model  King Arthur's round table may have been found by archaeologists in Scotland

The Matrix Has You  IBM Builds Biggest Data Drive Ever

Current Events 08-16-2011

And the War on Meat, and the War on Sugar, and the War on Fat, and all the Other Stupid Vegan Nonsense Let’s Put a Stop to the War on Salt

Hero Among Heroes World War II veteran who survived Bataan Death March, built legacy of hope dies in Ill. at 105

Nothing Beats Spock How to Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors

Meep, Meep! Mayor dumps gift-wrapped 20-tonne boulder on ex-wife’s lawn

Current Events 08-11-2011

Pfftttt…. Stupid Nazis Trojan horse t-shirts trick neo-Nazis

WELL!!?? Lovely Future We’re Making For Ourselves. Years of liberal dogma have spawned a generation of amoral, uneducated, welfare dependent, brutalised youngsters

Pucker Factor: 37 Moment collapsing glacier nearly swept away tourist boat

Silly Elder Scrolls vs. Minecraft dev: “scrolls” is our word

‘C’ is For Communist The NAACP’s Betrayal of Blacks

Current Events 08-02-2011

Preparing For the Zombie Holocaust Internet Archivist Seeks 1 of Every Book Ever Written

Also, Don’t Wear Dresses Made of Meat (Although, This Could Fix Other Problems) How to avoid being eaten by lions

The MAN Meet Comex, The 19-Year-Old iPhone Uber-Hacker Who Keeps Outsmarting Apple

Ha Ha Ha HA Ha! Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time

Current Events 08-01-2011

That You, Coop? Is the mystery of DB Cooper about to be solved? FBI reveals it has new suspect 40 years after America’s most elusive fugitive parachuted from a hijacked plane

I Have No Problem With People Who Excercise Their Liberty of Conscience to Not Believe – It’s the Fundies That Are the Problem… Stop the Atheists at Ground Zero

We Are Destroying the Very Thing That Keeps a Republic Healthy Why It’s Time to Speak about God Again

Current Events 07-29-2011

It’s All Microsoft’s Fault (Makes As Much Sense As Efforts to Characterize the Nutbar as a “Right-Wing, Christian” Idealogue) Oslo Killer Was a Microsoft Word Fanatic

What They Needed Was a Giant Poster of Rita Hayworth Vigilant prison staff foil inmates’ jailbreak plot

It’s Exactly What Happened to Me (Oh Yes, I Wants One of Those Nano Watches, My Precious) How the Editor of Windows Magazine Became an Apple Fanboy

It’s Time This Particular Minority Got Over Itself and Started Enjoying Being Americans The Myth of White Privilege

Well!? Just Look At St. Louis Progressives and Their Taxes Kill Cities

Current Events 07-21-2011

Whiny Lymies Americanisms: 50 of your most noted examples

Oh please. Stop pretending your country “owns” English. Linguistics shows that in reality, American English has remained constant, while it is British English that has changed. If you want an example of “pure” English, listen to someone from New England.

Yeah, Why Can’t They Be More Civilized Like the Rest of the World and Murder Their Babies Before They’re Born? Killing of infants on the rise in Pakistan

To the Batplane! Manhattan’s secret rooftop warplane

The Trolls Are Getting Bolder These Days 40-foot Sinkhole Opens Up Under Woman’s Bed

Current Events 07-14-2011

President Carter Re-Elected Welcome to Jimmy Carter’s 2nd term

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid; We Elect People, Not “Races” The Black Code: Why Obama Still Owns The Black Vote

No “Minority” Has the Right to Be Racist  The Knockout Game: Racial Violence and the Conspicuous Silence of the Media

Hear, Hear! Being a Gentleman in the Age of the Internet: 6 Ways to Bring Civility Online