Current Events 12-07-2011

 

Behold the Mighty Potato! How the Potato Changed the World

 

Yeah. That’s Hilarious. (Sick) White House–Laughingly–Declines to Comment on Senate Vote to Repeal Military’s Ban on Sodomy and Bestiality

 

Meanwhile, Facist Obamerica Intends to Export Their Evil to the 3rd World, Whether They Want It Or Not Obama Seeks Protection for Homosexuals Abroad

 

Obama’s Legacy (Apart From Nearly Single-Handedly Destroying the American Economy) Israel on the Islamist Surge in Egypt: Told You So

 

What We Really Need Is Saving From Warming-Tards School turns heating off to ‘save planet’

 

Please. Do Not Try What You Are About To See Us Do At Home. We’re What You Call… Experts. How The Mythbusters Accidentally Punched a Six-Inch Cannonball Hole in a Minivan

 

GASP! Sexual Promiscuity is Dangerously Unhealthy!? Get Right Out of Town! The CDC Doesn’t Want You Donating Your Slutty Organs

 

GASP! Organized Crime is Taking Over the Garbage Business in Jersey!? Get Right Out of Town! Organized criminals infiltrating N.J. garbage, recycling industry due to failing regulatory system

 

I Really Hate to Do This, But, Do You Suppose He Has a Splitting Headache? (badoom, boom, ching) He’s nailed it! Stuntman Li Xin balances on his head… on top of a SPIKE

 

Wow. Never Thought I’d Agree With Alec About Anything. Alec Baldwin’s Tweets against American Airlines

 

Do you have any idea how many planes have crashed and how many people have died from iPads, iPhones, and other electronic devices left on during flights? Exactly Zero.

 

 

Current Events 12-02-2011

 

Well, Obviously, We Have… A Gorilla, Dumping Sand in Lincoln Park Person in gorilla suit dumps sand in Little Caesars and runs away … numerous times

 

You Do Not Talk About Fight Club, and You Do Not Mess With Coke A Frosty Reception for Coca-Cola's White Christmas Cans

 

TSA, Making the World Safe For Democracy Teen stopped at airport for design on purse

 

Corruption Only Matters When Republicans Do It Chicago Corruption Trials and the Sounds of Silence

 

The Damnable Non-Doctrine of Legalism How Creepy Conservative Christian Modesty Doctrines Harm Young Women

 

It should be noted, this woman grew up under the cultic teachings of William Branham. He was a complete whackjob, who, among other things, taught that women are the root of all sin because Eve seduced Adam. Fornication was the original sin, and therefore women are second-class citizens. I know this because I have to deal with these nutbars on the mission field here in Uganda.

 

That said, it is also applicable among Independent Baptists, whose strange, man-following teachings are often extra-biblical, and more cultural than Scriptural. Not all Independent Baptists are like this, not even most are (I'm not, and I'm an Independent Baptist), but it is strongly advocated by certain pressure groups within our so-called "Independent" collective, mostly within the orbit of certain Type A personalities with large congregations and hence large platforms for the dissemination of their opinions.

 

Unfortunately, "conservative" tends to mean "developed in the 70s or the 50s, which is where we ought to live". I agree that much about today's pop culture is not Godly, but we shouldn't be caustic and reactionary, and we certainly should not find ourselves pushing the traditions of men on our women and passing it off as Bible. It's chauvinistic, it's unscriptural, and it does not glorify God. All legalism ever does is create more sin, and bring free Christians into bondage once again to the law. It has to stop.

 

 

Current Events 12-01-2011

Sorry for the long news delay. Last month was NANOWRIMO. It sort of sucked up all my time.

 

When Can We Get This In Africa, And Where Is This Man’s Nobel Prize? Genetic genocide: Genetically altered mosquito warriors could wipe out humanity’s biggest killer

 

Building Death Rays DIY Tesla Coils Will Shoot 260-Foot Lightning Bolt

 

Brazen Big Brother Surveillance Carrier IQ Rootkit Reportedly Logs Everything On Millions Of Phones

 

Jailbreakers and Hackers: The Defenders of Liberty The Personal Computer Is Dead

 

Have None Of These People Ever READ ‘The Stand’!? Scientists Brace for Media Storm Around Controversial Flu Studies

 

Heh. That’s a Switch. Vintage Weight Gain Ads

 

Sort of Like Music Pirates. Mythical Creatures That Justify All Manner of Evil Business Practices. The ‘Bandwidth Hog’ is a Myth

 

Sure Justification For the Resumption of Tarring and Feathering Thief Swipes Donated Gifts From Antioch Church

 

Current Events 11-16-2011

Oh Good. So Glad We Have That Covered. Now If We Could Only Insure America Against Obama Attack. NT insures Obama against croc attack

 

Testify Rep. West to Media: ‘Stop Being Afraid of This President’ Who ‘Is Destroying This Country’

 

What Should We Tour First, The Government Concentration Camps or the Mass Graves? Reclusive North Korea opens its door a crack for tourists

 

I Suspect Mr. Wickham Was Jane Austen Murdered?

 

In Order For Rampant, Anti-Christian Humanism To Live, Awesome Groups Like the Girl Scouts Have to Die With Girl Scouts astray, a wholesome alternative

 

Death Rays. Made in China. Why Is China Building These Gigantic Structures In the Middle of the Desert?