Current Events 08-02-2011

Preparing For the Zombie Holocaust Internet Archivist Seeks 1 of Every Book Ever Written

Also, Don’t Wear Dresses Made of Meat (Although, This Could Fix Other Problems) How to avoid being eaten by lions

The MAN Meet Comex, The 19-Year-Old iPhone Uber-Hacker Who Keeps Outsmarting Apple

Ha Ha Ha HA Ha! Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time

Current Events 08-01-2011

That You, Coop? Is the mystery of DB Cooper about to be solved? FBI reveals it has new suspect 40 years after America’s most elusive fugitive parachuted from a hijacked plane

I Have No Problem With People Who Excercise Their Liberty of Conscience to Not Believe – It’s the Fundies That Are the Problem… Stop the Atheists at Ground Zero

We Are Destroying the Very Thing That Keeps a Republic Healthy Why It’s Time to Speak about God Again

Current Events 07-29-2011

It’s All Microsoft’s Fault (Makes As Much Sense As Efforts to Characterize the Nutbar as a “Right-Wing, Christian” Idealogue) Oslo Killer Was a Microsoft Word Fanatic

What They Needed Was a Giant Poster of Rita Hayworth Vigilant prison staff foil inmates’ jailbreak plot

It’s Exactly What Happened to Me (Oh Yes, I Wants One of Those Nano Watches, My Precious) How the Editor of Windows Magazine Became an Apple Fanboy

It’s Time This Particular Minority Got Over Itself and Started Enjoying Being Americans The Myth of White Privilege

Well!? Just Look At St. Louis Progressives and Their Taxes Kill Cities

Current Events 07-21-2011

Whiny Lymies Americanisms: 50 of your most noted examples

Oh please. Stop pretending your country “owns” English. Linguistics shows that in reality, American English has remained constant, while it is British English that has changed. If you want an example of “pure” English, listen to someone from New England.

Yeah, Why Can’t They Be More Civilized Like the Rest of the World and Murder Their Babies Before They’re Born? Killing of infants on the rise in Pakistan

To the Batplane! Manhattan’s secret rooftop warplane

The Trolls Are Getting Bolder These Days 40-foot Sinkhole Opens Up Under Woman’s Bed

Current Events 07-14-2011

President Carter Re-Elected Welcome to Jimmy Carter’s 2nd term

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid; We Elect People, Not “Races” The Black Code: Why Obama Still Owns The Black Vote

No “Minority” Has the Right to Be Racist  The Knockout Game: Racial Violence and the Conspicuous Silence of the Media

Hear, Hear! Being a Gentleman in the Age of the Internet: 6 Ways to Bring Civility Online

Current Events 07-01-2011

And For Crying Out Loud, Stupid People in Zombie Movies, Quit Wearing Lightweight Cotton T’s And Then Act All Surprised When Zombies Bite You How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Using Science

Why Would California Budget Deal Leaves GOP out in Cold

Anybody Choose Bill Mandating California Schools Teach Gay History Is a Lesson in Controversy

To Live In California?  Amazon ends deal with 25,000 California websites

Celebrating Mediocraty, Rewarding Laziness and Incompetence, Punishing Success, and Restricting Innovation – Welcome to America!  ‘Skills gap’ leaves firms without worker pipeline

The Hate Meter: Indicative Of A Candidate’s True Threat-Level to the Left Sarah Palin Blasts Hollywood Stars as ‘Full of Hate’ at Movie Premiere

It’s Time to Elect a Conservative
Why Palin Can Win

Our Sociopath, Narcissist President
The Mendacity of Barack Obama

Current Events 06-16-2011

Unfortunately, You’re Not Allowed to Say… Oh, Wait… Apple Store Employees Aren’t Allowed to Say ‘Unfortunately’

Why Is It the USA Is Only Just Now Getting What VIRTUALLY EVERY OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH HAS HAD FOR YEARS!!? Unlocked iPhone 4 available in the US, but it will cost you

Makes a Lot of Sense Why The iPad Made Me Ditch My iPhone For A Nokia Dumbphone

Wonder Woman Sues For Patent Infringement The Plane of The Future Will Be Transparent and Bird-Like