Events. Of a current nature.

Current Events 10-04-2011

Stupid, Lousy, King Bhumibol Adulyadej In Thailand, a Campaign to Purify Internet of Royal Insults


So Very Sad. What Happens When One Group Declares Another to Be Non-Human. Good Thing We’re Past That, Right? The African foundations of New York


David Hasselhoff Nowhere to Be Found Driverless Car Does Doughnuts on Wildwood Street

Current Events 09-28-2011

Fundamentalism Is the Antithesis of Religious Liberty Execution Looms for Iranian Pastor Who Refuses to Renounce His Christian Faith


How Has This Racist, Anti-Minority, Baby Butcher Factory Continued This Long? Dems hammer GOP’s Planned Parenthood funding probe


You Know, I’ve Always Thought MOST Cats Were Two-Faced Two-Faced Cat From Worcester Sets World Record


It’s Our GOING OUT OF DICTATORSHIP SALE!!! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! Report: 20,000 missiles have disappeared in Libya


We Lift Our Cheesy Triangles of Goodness In Salute Doritos creator dies in Dallas at 97


I Sure Hope So. Black Monday Won’t Be the Same Without Newegg. Can Newegg survive the post-PC future?


Don’t They Already Do This Every Year at Sturgis? Mad Max Fans Hit the Desert for Apocalyptic Weekend


Current Events 09-26-2011

What’s Really Eerie is the Realization That I Am The Last Generation That Experientially Knows What the Phrases “Dialing a Phone”, “Winding a Watch”, “Taping a Show”, “Rewind, Fast Forward” Actually Mean. Cartooning vs. Technology: How Steve Jobs Ruined Comics


This Has Nothing To Do With Not Offending Other Religions – It’s Just Hatred For Christianity, Because the Changes Are UTTERLY MEANINGLESS Since The Calendar Is Still Tied to the Birth of Christ In Any Case. BBC turns its back on year of Our Lord: 2,000 years of Christianity jettisoned for politically correct ‘Common Era’


Awesome. Now If They Could Just Develop a Vaccine for Malaria. Scientists Disarm AIDS Virus’ Attack on Immune System


Discrimination in Any Form is Evil, Regardless of Who The Victim Happens to Be. And Yes, ‘Minorities’ Can Be Racist, Too. Controversy erupts over Campus Republicans bake sale plans

Current Events 09-25-2011

Barbaric, But Not Surprising From An Already Barbaric Country With Mandatory Abortion The Soup That Is Killing the Ocean

Parasites Study: patent trolls have cost innovators half a trillion dollars

Did We Not Say That Once ‘Gay’ Marriage Was Forced Upon the Voting Public, That Stuff Like This Would Follow? Kody Brown, His ‘Sister Wives,’ and the Return of Polygamy

Current Events 09-08-2011

Unlike the President, Big Oil Actually Creates Jobs Big Oil: To create jobs, let us drill more

Being an Adult Harry Potter Fan Just Makes You Creepy The Top 10 Geek Axioms

I Concur Rush Limbaugh predicts: Marco Rubio will be president

Sounds A Bit Like The Protocols of the Elders of Zion The Dominionist Manifesto

Can’t Imagine Ever Buying a Pair, But Still Utterly AWESOME!! GREAT SCOTT! “Marty McFly” Nike Air Mag Release?

Current Events 08-30-2011

Cows With Guns  Freedom For Yvonne, Germany's Runaway Cow: Search Is Called Off

Welcome to the Club  Generation of homeowners stuck in first houses

It's Only a Model  King Arthur's round table may have been found by archaeologists in Scotland

The Matrix Has You  IBM Builds Biggest Data Drive Ever

Current Events 08-16-2011

And the War on Meat, and the War on Sugar, and the War on Fat, and all the Other Stupid Vegan Nonsense Let’s Put a Stop to the War on Salt

Hero Among Heroes World War II veteran who survived Bataan Death March, built legacy of hope dies in Ill. at 105

Nothing Beats Spock How to Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors

Meep, Meep! Mayor dumps gift-wrapped 20-tonne boulder on ex-wife’s lawn

Current Events 08-11-2011

Pfftttt…. Stupid Nazis Trojan horse t-shirts trick neo-Nazis

WELL!!?? Lovely Future We’re Making For Ourselves. Years of liberal dogma have spawned a generation of amoral, uneducated, welfare dependent, brutalised youngsters

Pucker Factor: 37 Moment collapsing glacier nearly swept away tourist boat

Silly Elder Scrolls vs. Minecraft dev: “scrolls” is our word

‘C’ is For Communist The NAACP’s Betrayal of Blacks

Current Events 08-02-2011

Preparing For the Zombie Holocaust Internet Archivist Seeks 1 of Every Book Ever Written

Also, Don’t Wear Dresses Made of Meat (Although, This Could Fix Other Problems) How to avoid being eaten by lions

The MAN Meet Comex, The 19-Year-Old iPhone Uber-Hacker Who Keeps Outsmarting Apple

Ha Ha Ha HA Ha! Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time

Current Events 08-01-2011

That You, Coop? Is the mystery of DB Cooper about to be solved? FBI reveals it has new suspect 40 years after America’s most elusive fugitive parachuted from a hijacked plane

I Have No Problem With People Who Excercise Their Liberty of Conscience to Not Believe – It’s the Fundies That Are the Problem… Stop the Atheists at Ground Zero

We Are Destroying the Very Thing That Keeps a Republic Healthy Why It’s Time to Speak about God Again