Current Events 09-03-2012

 

When Governments Regulate Pancake Syrup, Only Criminals Will Have Pancake Syrup Pancake puzzler: Maple syrup heist baffles Quebec

 

Looks Like Barry Bonds’ Record Is In Jeopardy Boffins create super-muscular ‘Hulk’ mice: Humans next

 

Have a Coke and an ARRRGGHHHHH!!!! Boy gets 38 stitches after can of soft drink explodes in his face

 

god Is Dead Rev. Moon, Times founder, dies at 92

 

Shut Up, Nye! Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Guy

 

Seriously, in what way, exactly, does religious belief in the philosophical cosmology of evolution make you a better scientist? I honestly can’t see how it matters, unless you’re a university professor trying to get grants and tenure.

 

The Big Lie Must Be Overcome The Black Vote in 2012

 

Why “African-Americans”? Why do you keep voting for these pro-slavery, Klan-loving racists? Racist Quotes By Famous Democrats

 

FACT: Chuck Norris Can Kick Media Bias Into Low Earth Orbit Chuck Norris’ Dire Warning For America

 

Really “Christians”? 30 million of you DIDN’T vote in 2008? What’s wrong with you?