Current Events 02-01-2017

THIS IS THE END! STOCKPILE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! U.S. Bacon Reserves Hit 50-Year Low

That’s Efficient Newborn shares birthday with both mom and dad

And the Only Correct Response Is to Push Them to the Fringes And Never Allow Then Access to Power Again Democrats are becoming the party of secession

As Opposed to Our ACTUALLY Anti-Semitic Former President Left Still Trying to Paint Trump as Anti-Semitic

In Other Words, No More Fooling Around Trump Means the End of Liberal Small-Ball Governance

Everything’s Better With Monkeys That time a monkey flew to the edge of space and then smashed into a destroyer