Get the Vaccine

Whelp, got the Pfizer (BioNTech) vaccine. My left testicle has turned black and fell off. My nose hairs have begun growing at a rapidly accelerating rate. I can’t stop watching Lifetime.

Seriously though. Nothing has happened. It’s a good technology that may yet cure cancer. It’s good against all the strains of Wuhan Flu.

And it means I have one more weapon to use against the mask Nazis.

“Where’s your mask?”

“Don’t need it, I’m vaccinated.”

“Well you still need to wear a mask.”

“Why, don’t you believe the vaccine is effective?”

<sputter, stammer>

“You’re wearing a mask. Why haven’t you been vaccinated?”

See, you can flip it on them.