Current Events 08-20-2012

 

Collective Reaction From Nation’s Cueballs: WOOHOO!! Baldness cure could be on shelves in two years

 

Yeah. That’s What They WANT YOU TO THINK! 63 Year Old Engineer Japan’s Last Ninja

 

Ignorant Backsides Memo To U.S. Airways Employees: The Coast Guard Is Part Of The Military

 

Oh COME ON! People Bury Their Dead On Their Own Land in Other Countries All the Time! Ala. Man Fights To Keep Wife Buried In Front Yard; City Wants Remains Moved To Cemetery