Entries by CptNemo

Current Events 11-16-2011

Oh Good. So Glad We Have That Covered. Now If We Could Only Insure America Against Obama Attack. NT insures Obama against croc attack   Testify Rep. West to Media: ‘Stop Being Afraid of This President’ Who ‘Is Destroying This Country’   What Should We Tour First, The Government Concentration Camps or the Mass Graves? […]

Current Events 11-08-2011

So True, And It’s Because Nearly All Movies Are Cookie Cutter Revenue Generators thirteen movie poster trends that are here to stay and what they say about their movies   Sounds Like a Load of… Accused Nigeria comic to get last laugh on drug cops    

Current Events 11-07-2011

Unsubstantiated. As Expected. Razing Cain   Escaping the LynchMob American Way: A funny thing happened on the way to the Herman Cain lynching   As God Is My Witness, I Thought Laptops Could Fly One Laptop Per Child Plans to Throw Tablets Out of Helicopters    

Current Events 10-30-2011

More Imaginary “Persecution” for a Made-Up “Lifestyle” Gay Africans flee persecution   Ugandans are overall a deeply religious people. As such, they don’t want crooked Western nations (like America) exporting their vile pro-homosexual religion to their country. Homosexuality is a serious psychological ailment that has been reclassified as “normal”. Now that such people, who still […]

Current Events 10-25-2011

Isn’t This How Skynet Gets Started? Frankensteinian, grave-robbing satellite to form new orbiters from dead equipment   How Many Times Does It Have To Be Said: Gov’t Doesn’t Create Jobs Biden: ‘Nobody Can Look You in the Eye and Tell You … Stimulus Did Not Create Jobs;’ Yes, at $412,500 Per Job   That Is […]

Current Events 10-22-2011

It Will Be Awesome To Get To Vote For the First Black President While Simultaneously Voting For A True Conservative (Unlike Our Current Half-African Marxist Who Only Got Elected Because He Happens to Look Black While No One Voting For Him Bothered Checking His Credentials Because Apparently Refusing to Vote For a Guy Solely Because […]

Current Events 10-14-2011

The Flea Party WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY!   It’s Official. The Party’s Over. Obama loses Hulk Hogan’s support   And Yet The Picture On The Box Shows Peanuts. Here’s Your Sign. Ice cream recalled in Illinois, 9 other states   Because Nothing Says Freedom of Religion Like a Lawsuit Robbing Everybody […]

Current Events 10-07-2011

Do One Thing And Do It Well, I Guess… Obama Has Now Increased Debt More than All Presidents from George Washington Through George H.W. Bush Combined   Just Silly. Freedom of Speech Only Applies to Libs. ESPN, Hank Williams Jr. part ways   Looks Like Roads in the 3rd World My Vauxhole!

Current Events 10-06-2011

End of An Era Steve Jobs: a personal remembrance   Freedom of Religion: Not Just a Clever Name More than 2,000 Evangelical, Orthodox Chaplains Join Catholics in Opposing Pentagon Directive on Same-Sex Marriage   Impressive. Most Impressive. Mind-Controlled Machine That ‘Feels’ May Usher in ‘Jedi’ Prosthetics   Mmmmm…. Yeti… Tastes Like Chicken. Russian and US […]