Events. Of a current nature.

Current Events 02-01-2017

THIS IS THE END! STOCKPILE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! U.S. Bacon Reserves Hit 50-Year Low

That’s Efficient Newborn shares birthday with both mom and dad

And the Only Correct Response Is to Push Them to the Fringes And Never Allow Then Access to Power Again Democrats are becoming the party of secession

As Opposed to Our ACTUALLY Anti-Semitic Former President Left Still Trying to Paint Trump as Anti-Semitic

In Other Words, No More Fooling Around Trump Means the End of Liberal Small-Ball Governance

Everything’s Better With Monkeys That time a monkey flew to the edge of space and then smashed into a destroyer

Current Events 01-30-2017

I Dunno, Maybe Make Prisons a One Star Experience Instead of a Five? Inmates post Trip Advisor-style reviews of ‘holiday’ prisons in sick insult to crime victims

That Is Beyond Nasty – Also Stupid McDonald’s Big Mac Sauce bottles selling for up to $50K on eBay

California Is Too Big – It Needs to Be Divided California Shouldn’t Secede from the U.S. It should divide in two.

#FakeProtest Trump, Refugees and the American Left

#FakeOutrage Trump’s orders on immigrants bring hypocritical and hysterical uproar

Soon, Roe v Wade Life Is Winning in America

Current Events 01-28-2017

Well Why Not Kill Your Unwanted Parents? We Already Kill Unwanted Babies. Female Dutch doctor drugged a patient’s coffee then asked her family to hold her down as she fought not to be killed – but did not break the country’s euthanasia laws

How Can We Continue To Pretend the Unborn Are Not Alive When Science Clearly Says Otherwise? Trump, Pence Say Unborn Lives Matter

Hey Celebutards! This Is What A Hero Looks Like. Behold: A Celebrity Patriots Can Admire

All Trump Has Asked For Is Honesty and Accountability Why It’ll Be Hard For Trump To Surpass Obama’s Record Of Chilling Press Freedom

Current Events 01-27-2017

Identity Politics Is How Dems Keep the Rabble in Line Why American Jews Are Overwhelmingly Liberal

Roe v Wade’s Days Are Numbered Marching for Life, 2017

The Ancients Weren’t All Primitive 1,000-year-old Native American structure was designed using sophisticated math

See? Trump argument bolstered: Clinton could have received 800,000 votes from noncitizens, study finds

Current Events 01-26-2017

Pig-Man is Real! Human-pig HYBRID? Scientists hoping to create part man, part pig organs

Rope-a-Dope A Master of Squirrels: The President and the Press

Middle America Has Spoken The DC Empire Strikes Back 

Welcome to the New CounterCulture How Trump is remaking the ‘culture war’

What Minimum Wage Hikes Create Dear Bernie, Meet the “Big Mac ATM” That Will Replace All Of Your $15 Per Hour Fast Food Workers

Current Events 01-20-2017

MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! THERE’S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN!!

MAGA

Current Events 01-19-2017

This Was a Revolution, By Middle America, Against the Coastal Liberal Strongholds That Have Too Long Viewed Us As Inferior and Defective Want to Know Why Trump Won? Just Ask His Supporters

I Don’t Know Why They’re So Worried. It’s Not Like Their Pampered, Insular Existence Is Going to Be Affected. How Trump Left Hollywood in the Cold

They Abandoned America Fifty Years Ago ‘Why would you abandon America?’ Newt Gingrich says Democrats boycotting Trump’s inaugural make themselves look ‘small and silly’ as their numbers grow to 65

Warmth Means Life – Longer Growing Seasons, More Food ‘Global Warming is Good’ Says President Trump’s Science Guru

Making America Strong Again More, cheaper, bigger, faster: The defense and cyber strategy of Donald Trump

All Environmental Problems Are Government Made Trump Was Right: There Is No Drought

Current Events 01-16-2017

Silencers Don’t Silence – They Merely Reduce. And You Can’t Silence Hypersonic Rounds. The Surprising Truth About Gun Silencers

We Are Raising Generations of Uneducated Idiots. This Is Why. Frederick County Public Schools Employee Fired for Tweet

Pot Meet Kettle Was Hillary Clinton’s Nomination Legitimate? Six Reasons to Say No

Homosexuality Equals Death, Like Sin In General. Study Reveals Significant Health Disparities for Homosexual Teens

Pravda West Electing a Fake President, Undoing a Real One: The Power of the Media

We Can’t Spare Him. He Fights. Finally, a Republican Leader Playing Offense

Current Events 01-14-2017

The Power Has Been Revealed, and It Is Resisting Change The Deep State Goes to War With President-Elect, Using Unverified Claims, as Democrats Cheer

No Questions CNN. Not For You. President Trump — The Great Communicator

Everything That’s Wrong In America, In One Musical Finally: The Case Against Hamilton

We can thank the REAL Hamilton that we have an Electoral College, and no President Clinton.