Current Events 07-21-2011

Whiny Lymies Americanisms: 50 of your most noted examples

Oh please. Stop pretending your country “owns” English. Linguistics shows that in reality, American English has remained constant, while it is British English that has changed. If you want an example of “pure” English, listen to someone from New England.

Yeah, Why Can’t They Be More Civilized Like the Rest of the World and Murder Their Babies Before They’re Born? Killing of infants on the rise in Pakistan

To the Batplane! Manhattan’s secret rooftop warplane

The Trolls Are Getting Bolder These Days 40-foot Sinkhole Opens Up Under Woman’s Bed

Current Events 07-14-2011

President Carter Re-Elected Welcome to Jimmy Carter’s 2nd term

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid; We Elect People, Not “Races” The Black Code: Why Obama Still Owns The Black Vote

No “Minority” Has the Right to Be Racist  The Knockout Game: Racial Violence and the Conspicuous Silence of the Media

Hear, Hear! Being a Gentleman in the Age of the Internet: 6 Ways to Bring Civility Online

Current Events 07-01-2011

And For Crying Out Loud, Stupid People in Zombie Movies, Quit Wearing Lightweight Cotton T’s And Then Act All Surprised When Zombies Bite You How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Using Science

Why Would California Budget Deal Leaves GOP out in Cold

Anybody Choose Bill Mandating California Schools Teach Gay History Is a Lesson in Controversy

To Live In California?  Amazon ends deal with 25,000 California websites

Celebrating Mediocraty, Rewarding Laziness and Incompetence, Punishing Success, and Restricting Innovation – Welcome to America!  ‘Skills gap’ leaves firms without worker pipeline

The Hate Meter: Indicative Of A Candidate’s True Threat-Level to the Left Sarah Palin Blasts Hollywood Stars as ‘Full of Hate’ at Movie Premiere

It’s Time to Elect a Conservative
Why Palin Can Win

Our Sociopath, Narcissist President
The Mendacity of Barack Obama

Current Events 06-16-2011

Unfortunately, You’re Not Allowed to Say… Oh, Wait… Apple Store Employees Aren’t Allowed to Say ‘Unfortunately’

Why Is It the USA Is Only Just Now Getting What VIRTUALLY EVERY OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH HAS HAD FOR YEARS!!? Unlocked iPhone 4 available in the US, but it will cost you

Makes a Lot of Sense Why The iPad Made Me Ditch My iPhone For A Nokia Dumbphone

Wonder Woman Sues For Patent Infringement The Plane of The Future Will Be Transparent and Bird-Like

Current Events 05-27-2011

Hero. ‘He’s my hero’: Wife talks about moment husband gave his life to save her during tornado

Just Nine More Ropes and Nine More Tall Trees Rwanda: Bernard Munyagishari arrested for genocide

That Flushing Noise You Hear Is $500 Million Going Right Down the Drain. Drowns Out the Sound Of All Those Wiggling Children. $500 Million Obama Administration Program Will Help Kids ‘Sit Still’ in Kindergarten

Oh Good. I Was Just Wishing I Had More Government Surveillance In My Life. U.S. to propose mandatory vehicle ‘black boxes’

ROTFL Eugene Mirman Takes Out a Full-Page Newspaper Ad to Trash Time Warner Cable

Honestly. I Just Can’t Imagine Volunteering to Live in California. Computer errors allow violent California prisoners to be released unsupervised

No. He Treats Everyone Like That. Must Be Why He’s a Genius In France. Obama Is the Most Hostile Sitting U.S. President In the History of Israel

Current Events 05-26-2011

Unfortunately, We Cannot Kidnap World Leaders and Force Them To Become President Congress Gets an American President — For a Day

A Free Press Is the Cornerstone of Democracy. A State Press (What We Currently Have in the Mainstream Press) is the Cornerstone of Dictatorship. Matt Drudge: An American Pioneer

To the Batcave!! Human brain's 'bat sight' found

Some Babies Need to be Dropped On Their Head Adult Baby Syndrome

First You Start Off Selling Rabbits, Then You're Robbing Liquor Stores, and Selling Crack and Running Over Schoolkids With Your Car USDA fines Missouri family $90k for selling a few rabbits without a license

Ambitious. They're Going For the Full Anti-Religious Bigot Trifecta: Jew, Muslim, and Christian Ban on Male Circumcision Proposed in California City

Current Events 05-25-2011

Dude, Just Let It Go (Oh, By the Way, He Has Ceased to Meet Any Biblical Definition of Christian) Judgment Day forecaster points to new doomsday date

You Know, The Left Has It’s Wackjob Doomsday Prognosticators Also Apocalypse Later?

Sexual Anarchy and the Coming Persecution Closets and Christians

He Gets An F in Purt’ Near Everything These Days Transcript: Al Gore Got ‘D’ in ‘Natural Sciences’ at Harvard

Welcome to the New Counterculture Conservative – The New Cool

You Want to Know What’s REALLY Progressive? Raise a Boy to Be a Man and a Girl to Be a Woman. ‘Genderless’ Child Ignites Firestorm in Canada

Gotta’ Love Alternate History Stories The ‘If’ Moment: A Brief History of Alternate Histories