Current Events 08-04-2012
Yawn Chicken lips are scarce; Great gay kiss-off lays a gigantic egg You know, in order to protest in sufficient numbers, you need to actually be able to reproduce.
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Current Events 07-31-2012
Proof. Positive. Take That Tin-Foil-Hat Nutters! US flags from the 1970s SEEN ON MOON Lunar probe confirms one blown down by Apollo liftoff Mmmmmmmm…. Soylent Green….. Future foods: What will we be eating in 20 years’ time? It’s Time to Stop the Racial Profiling in Elections. Just Elect the Best Person For the Job. What Role […]
Current Events 07-24-2012
Hear, Hear! America needs no more neo-imperial nonsense
Current Events 07-22-2012
Cool. And Scary. And Also Really, Really Cool. Darpa Funds Hack Machine You’d Never Notice Seriously? Out of All the Legions of Liberal, Anti-American, Pro-Everything-Evil Businesses in the US, This Is the One People Are Upset About?! EAT SOME WAFFLE FRIES AND SHUT YOUR HOLE! In Defense of Eating at Chick-fil-A Do Foodies Care […]
Current Events 07-20-2012
Johnny Mnemonic Unbreakable crypto: Store a 30-character password in your brain’s subconscious memory Robbery, a.k.a. Government Don’t Die in 2013: Confiscatory 55% Death Tax Set to Take Effect
Current Events 07-17-2012
Triumphant Liberty Freed slave who penned sarcastic letter to old master after he was asked back to farm pictured for first time It’s a shame the Republican party no longer remembers its abolitionist roots. We came off one of the greatest humanitarian triumphs in recent history, and promptly became a tool of corrupt business […]
Current Events 07-15-2012
Thug Got Beat, By a 62 Year Old Woman Woman teaches teen attacker painful lesson We’re raising a generation of violent, unprincipled hoodlums (*cough*Trayvon Martin*cough*). The “kid” got what was coming to him. Did I Not SAY ALL ALONG That the WMD Were In Syria!!! Where Did Syria’s Chemical Weapons Come From? And […]
Current Events 07-13-2012
Hasn’t Helped Blacks (He’s Also Not Really Black), Yet The Deluded Fools Keep Voting For Him Black community suffers most under president’s fiscal policies Anybody who votes for somebody because of their looks is a certifiable nutcase (and a racist) in my opinion. Curse Those Romans And Their Internal Combustion Engines!! (It’s All […]
Current Events 06-29-2012
CJ Roberts Just Handed Unilateral Victory to the Conservatives Roberts to the rescue for Romney
Current Events 06-28-2012
In Addition To The One Already Required For Buying One Signing Up for Google’s Glasses Is Like Signing Up for a Mental Illness Outrageously Cool “Spray-On” Photovoltaic Windows Lightning Bolt Man, Lightning Bolt Man… Picatinny engineers set phasers to ‘fry’ ‘They’ Need to Be Prosecuted ‘They’