Oh Good. My Childhood Couldn’t Take Much More Abuse (I Would Use Another Word Here, But This Is a Family Website) 
George Lucas Retires From Star Wars
Well Why Don’t We Ban Unnecessary Speed Limits, Fees, and Taxes While We’re At It? Yeah Right… Why The ‘Check Engine’ Light Must Be Banned
I Intend to Surf When I’m Old, Spoil the Grandkids, and Run the Honolulu Marathon, So I Tolerate The Hateful Power Squats The Ultimate Example of Preventive Medicine
Precisely. Or as the Bible Said First, “Flee Temptation” The Willpower Trick
I For One Welcome Our New Robot Overlords Almost 1 In 3 U.S. Warplanes Is a Robot
Democrats Hate Business, Yet Labor Continues to Vote For Them The Democratic Party’s War on Transportation
It Will Happen. America is Becoming Irrelevant. Red Flag on the Red Planet: China’s Great Leap Marsward?
Wasn’t This An Episode of the Dukes of Hazzard? State Road 60 citations surge; FDOT paying FHP to patrol
End of the year news is so tedious. Hence the long delay. Also Skyrim.
Starting to Wonder If This Is NOT Just a Tinfoil-Hat-Conspiracy-Theory New Nationwide FEMA Camps Should Raise Eyebrows
Of Course It’s Fake. One of the Worst Hoaxes of Recent Memory, Except Maybe for Evolution Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!
It May Become Safer to Live Abroad America: The Living Portrait of Dorian Gray
Old Isn’t Necessarily Better Old, million-dollar violins don’t play better than the new models
When You’re PayPal, It’s Definitely Not PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund
I WANT ONE!! This New Press Pot Could Solve All Your First World Coffee Brewing Problems
Cost of Genocide Has Gone Up Planned Parenthood’s Annual Report: Got $487.4M in Tax Money, Did 329,445 Abortions
Among the Many Other Ways Hollywood Offends FIVE-O CREW DISGRACEFUL TO WWII PEARL HARBOR SURVIVORS
‘News’ In America Is Just Thinly Veiled Propaganda Not All ‘Protesters’ Created Equal
Flaming Hypocrites Sony, Universal, Fox, Google employees caught pirating TV, movies, music
By the by, enabling encryption and using peer blocking will eliminate this problem. Also, it’s not illegal to download TV. Silly media police!
MORE Flaming Hypocrites FAA OKs iPads in cockpit, ‘even during takeoff and landing’
It Has to Stop Google Donating $11.5M to Fight Modern Slavery
That’s Good, I Guess Newt takes no-adultery pledge
It’s not that I approve of Newt’s infidelity. I do not. However, he says he has repented of it. Rush has been married thrice, and folks still listen to him. He, Newt, is without a doubt a flawed man. However, and here’s the thing, he leads. He has a plan. He knows how to work the dirty system in Washington to achieve his goals, which are good goals. He is, I think, our best remaining option. The alternative is Romney, a milksop, poll-minding, namby pamby RINO from Massachusetts. We don’t need to get along right now. We need a firebrand. We need a guy who can enter the fray on our behalf and engage in some good old political butt-kicking. Our country is broken. I think Newt is the best chance we have of fixing it. Beyond the no-adultery pledge, it’s the other things he says in the letter that are captivating, and which I whole-heartedly support. In contrast, I think Romney says what he thinks he has to say to gain political favor.
It’s like one of my heroes, Teddy Roosevelt, said, “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” Or, as he also said more succinctly, “The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”
America Needs a Hero. Athletes Used to Be Heroes Once. Why Tebow? Why Now?
Wickedness hates virtue. I think the country is swinging to the right again, like it did after Carter. We have had our fill of the sewage introduced during the 90s and going forward into the 00s. It’s just too costly. Virtue is an ideal, yes. But it’s never wrong to have ideals. It may be hard, humanly, to always attain them, but you keep trying. They are worth reaching for. Good for you, Tebow! (Wow, never thought I’d find myself rooting for the Broncos)
Wow. Is There Nothing Coke and Mentos Can’t Do? Junk Food-Powered Car Sets New Record
Psssttt… It’s Because There IS No Difference. Porn = Rape Can You Tell The Difference Between A Men’s Magazine And A Rapist?
Imagine That. Nuke Plant Helps the Environment. Croc Boom At Turkey Point Boosts Species
That. Is Nasty. Fecal Transplants: They Work, the Regulations Don’t
Cows With Shuriken Cowboys round up ‘ninja cow’
That Bhumibol Adulyadej Is Really The Son of a Motherless Goat American gets 2 1/2 years in prison for defaming Thai king
Behold the Mighty Potato! How the Potato Changed the World
Yeah. That’s Hilarious. (Sick) White House–Laughingly–Declines to Comment on Senate Vote to Repeal Military’s Ban on Sodomy and Bestiality
Meanwhile, Facist Obamerica Intends to Export Their Evil to the 3rd World, Whether They Want It Or Not Obama Seeks Protection for Homosexuals Abroad
Obama’s Legacy (Apart From Nearly Single-Handedly Destroying the American Economy) Israel on the Islamist Surge in Egypt: Told You So
What We Really Need Is Saving From Warming-Tards School turns heating off to ‘save planet’
Please. Do Not Try What You Are About To See Us Do At Home. We’re What You Call… Experts. How The Mythbusters Accidentally Punched a Six-Inch Cannonball Hole in a Minivan
GASP! Sexual Promiscuity is Dangerously Unhealthy!? Get Right Out of Town! The CDC Doesn’t Want You Donating Your Slutty Organs
GASP! Organized Crime is Taking Over the Garbage Business in Jersey!? Get Right Out of Town! Organized criminals infiltrating N.J. garbage, recycling industry due to failing regulatory system
I Really Hate to Do This, But, Do You Suppose He Has a Splitting Headache? (badoom, boom, ching) He’s nailed it! Stuntman Li Xin balances on his head… on top of a SPIKE
Wow. Never Thought I’d Agree With Alec About Anything. Alec Baldwin’s Tweets against American Airlines
Do you have any idea how many planes have crashed and how many people have died from iPads, iPhones, and other electronic devices left on during flights? Exactly Zero.
