Events. Of a current nature.

Current Events 02-02-2012

 

Yay, It’s Liberal Black History Month! Another Black History Month: The Left’s Favorite Time of the Year

 

The Irish don’t need a History Month because the awesomeness of the Irish is too great to be contained by one month. 🙂

 

It’s Always Been About the Benjamins. And Killing Black Babies. Planned Parenthood’s big lie‘ Telemed’ allows abortionists to remain remote and profitable

 

Ah, good old Planned Parenthood – Margaret Sanger’s solution to the “Negro Problem”…

 

Tasted Like Chicken Zoo owl is eaten by lions Shocked kids weep

 

Surprise. Lions are carnivores.

 

Han Shot First, Then Crashed the Falcon in the Baltic Sea Shipwreck in Baltic Sea? A UFO? Mystery to Treasure Hunters

 

Current Events 01-31-2012

 

………………… Sorry, Had to Pause A Moment to Wipe the Drool Off the Keyboard Serving up a special treat: Sonoran hot dogs

 

The only thing better than pork products are pork products wrapped in another pork product.

 

Yeah, They’re Called Natural History Museums We already have temples to atheism, Mr de Botton

 

State’s. Rights. Screw the Federal Government. Alaska proposes federal takeover of NYC’s Central ParkDeclaring turnabout is fair play, Alaskans tired of interference from ‘East Coast environmentalists’ offer a legislative retort.

 

I’m For That. An “Underfunded” Government is a Government Too Weak to Rob Its Citizens. Emboldened GOP wants to abolish state income taxes

 

I Wants It. First Look at Lego Gollum And The Rest of the Lord of the Rings Minifig Baddies

 

Current Events 01-24-2012

 
American manufacturing used to be a juggernaut. Years of unions, regulations, dumbed-down gov't subsidized education, and liberal policies have robbed us of our supremacy. Why would a successful business wish to conduct its business in a country who so hates and despises successful business?
 
It's Still Racism When Black Kids Do It. We Are Raising a Generation of Thugs. White Middle-Schooler Beaten Unconscious by Group of Black Students
 
Now is Not the Time For Moderates Tea Party rising for Newt Gingrich
 

Current Events 01-19-2012

 

Oh Good. My Childhood Couldn’t Take Much More Abuse (I Would Use Another Word Here, But This Is a Family Website) 😉 George Lucas Retires From Star Wars

 

Well Why Don’t We Ban Unnecessary Speed Limits, Fees, and Taxes While We’re At It? Yeah Right… Why The ‘Check Engine’ Light Must Be Banned

 

I Intend to Surf When I’m Old, Spoil the Grandkids, and Run the Honolulu Marathon, So I Tolerate The Hateful Power Squats The Ultimate Example of Preventive Medicine

 

 

Current Events 01-05-2012

 

End of the year news is so tedious. Hence the long delay. Also Skyrim.

 

Starting to Wonder If This Is NOT Just a Tinfoil-Hat-Conspiracy-Theory New Nationwide FEMA Camps Should Raise Eyebrows

 

Of Course It’s Fake. One of the Worst Hoaxes of Recent Memory, Except Maybe for Evolution Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!

 

It May Become Safer to Live Abroad America: The Living Portrait of Dorian Gray

 

Old Isn’t Necessarily Better Old, million-dollar violins don’t play better than the new models

 

When You’re PayPal, It’s Definitely Not PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund

 

I WANT ONE!! This New Press Pot Could Solve All Your First World Coffee Brewing Problems

 

Cost of Genocide Has Gone Up Planned Parenthood’s Annual Report: Got $487.4M in Tax Money, Did 329,445 Abortions

 

Current Events 12-13-2011

 

That’s Good, I Guess Newt takes no-adultery pledge

 

It’s not that I approve of Newt’s infidelity. I do not. However, he says he has repented of it. Rush has been married thrice, and folks still listen to him. He, Newt, is without a doubt a flawed man. However, and here’s the thing, he leads. He has a plan. He knows how to work the dirty system in Washington to achieve his goals, which are good goals. He is, I think, our best remaining option. The alternative is Romney, a milksop, poll-minding, namby pamby RINO from Massachusetts. We don’t need to get along right now. We need a firebrand. We need a guy who can enter the fray on our behalf and engage in some good old political butt-kicking. Our country is broken. I think Newt is the best chance we have of fixing it. Beyond the no-adultery pledge, it’s the other things he says in the letter that are captivating, and which I whole-heartedly support. In contrast, I think Romney says what he thinks he has to say to gain political favor.

 

It’s like one of my heroes, Teddy Roosevelt, said, “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” Or, as he also said more succinctly, “The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”

 

America Needs a Hero. Athletes Used to Be Heroes Once. Why Tebow? Why Now?

 

Wickedness hates virtue. I think the country is swinging to the right again, like it did after Carter. We have had our fill of the sewage introduced during the 90s and going forward into the 00s. It’s just too costly. Virtue is an ideal, yes. But it’s never wrong to have ideals. It may be hard, humanly, to always attain them, but you keep trying. They are worth reaching for. Good for you, Tebow! (Wow, never thought I’d find myself rooting for the Broncos)

 

Current Events 12-07-2011

 

Behold the Mighty Potato! How the Potato Changed the World

 

Yeah. That’s Hilarious. (Sick) White House–Laughingly–Declines to Comment on Senate Vote to Repeal Military’s Ban on Sodomy and Bestiality

 

Meanwhile, Facist Obamerica Intends to Export Their Evil to the 3rd World, Whether They Want It Or Not Obama Seeks Protection for Homosexuals Abroad

 

Obama’s Legacy (Apart From Nearly Single-Handedly Destroying the American Economy) Israel on the Islamist Surge in Egypt: Told You So

 

What We Really Need Is Saving From Warming-Tards School turns heating off to ‘save planet’

 

Please. Do Not Try What You Are About To See Us Do At Home. We’re What You Call… Experts. How The Mythbusters Accidentally Punched a Six-Inch Cannonball Hole in a Minivan

 

GASP! Sexual Promiscuity is Dangerously Unhealthy!? Get Right Out of Town! The CDC Doesn’t Want You Donating Your Slutty Organs

 

GASP! Organized Crime is Taking Over the Garbage Business in Jersey!? Get Right Out of Town! Organized criminals infiltrating N.J. garbage, recycling industry due to failing regulatory system

 

I Really Hate to Do This, But, Do You Suppose He Has a Splitting Headache? (badoom, boom, ching) He’s nailed it! Stuntman Li Xin balances on his head… on top of a SPIKE

 

Wow. Never Thought I’d Agree With Alec About Anything. Alec Baldwin’s Tweets against American Airlines

 

Do you have any idea how many planes have crashed and how many people have died from iPads, iPhones, and other electronic devices left on during flights? Exactly Zero.