Events. Of a current nature.

Current Events 11-16-2011

Oh Good. So Glad We Have That Covered. Now If We Could Only Insure America Against Obama Attack. NT insures Obama against croc attack

 

Testify Rep. West to Media: ‘Stop Being Afraid of This President’ Who ‘Is Destroying This Country’

 

What Should We Tour First, The Government Concentration Camps or the Mass Graves? Reclusive North Korea opens its door a crack for tourists

 

I Suspect Mr. Wickham Was Jane Austen Murdered?

 

In Order For Rampant, Anti-Christian Humanism To Live, Awesome Groups Like the Girl Scouts Have to Die With Girl Scouts astray, a wholesome alternative

 

Death Rays. Made in China. Why Is China Building These Gigantic Structures In the Middle of the Desert?

 

 

Current Events 10-30-2011

More Imaginary “Persecution” for a Made-Up “Lifestyle” Gay Africans flee persecution

 

Ugandans are overall a deeply religious people. As such, they don’t want crooked Western nations (like America) exporting their vile pro-homosexual religion to their country. Homosexuality is a serious psychological ailment that has been reclassified as “normal”. Now that such people, who still make up less than 2% of the population, have somehow managed to gain a plurality in the electorate and media that far outweighs their numbers, their true agenda is revealed: forcible conversion. You are not allowed to criticize, or even openly disagree with the “gay lifestyle” in most Western nations. If you do, you are treated like some kind of slave-beating, sheet-wearing bigot, when in reality, you are simply expressing a moral preference, a preference by-the-way, that is protected by the 1st amendment, not that your rank and file liberal really cares about such things. Yet when homosexuals try to advance their fundamentalist agendas there, Ugandans are depicted as the bad guys for having a problem with it. It would be like all the sexual predators in the States complaining about “being persecuted” because they have to be on registers, and can’t live openly without fear of reprisals. It is supremely arrogant of the Western world to think it has the right to pressure African nations to be more like them. They have seen what legalized perversion has done in the West, and they’re NOT HAVING ANY.

 

Of course, the root of all these “problems” is Evangelical religious groups in the US. When religions won’t voluntarily cave to social pressures and recant however, homosexual groups will readily stomp them under the jack-booted heels of facist intolerance. It’s happened before, but I won’t say where in order to avoid the cliche’. America and Europe need to mind their own business and be happy with the moral train wrecks they have already created in their own countries, not export their licentiousness to other countries who want to preserve their cultures and national identities.

 

Labor Unions Are Merely Another Kind of Communist Revolution, With Similar Results. Pro-Union Is Not Pro-Worker

 

Current Events 10-25-2011

Isn’t This How Skynet Gets Started? Frankensteinian, grave-robbing satellite to form new orbiters from dead equipment

 

How Many Times Does It Have To Be Said: Gov’t Doesn’t Create Jobs Biden: ‘Nobody Can Look You in the Eye and Tell You … Stimulus Did Not Create Jobs;’ Yes, at $412,500 Per Job

 

That Is Outrageously Cool Weapon of Ice Destruction: A Snowball Launching Crossbow

Current Events 10-22-2011

It Will Be Awesome To Get To Vote For the First Black President While Simultaneously Voting For A True Conservative (Unlike Our Current Half-African Marxist Who Only Got Elected Because He Happens to Look Black While No One Voting For Him Bothered Checking His Credentials Because Apparently Refusing to Vote For a Guy Solely Because of His Melanin Content Makes You Racist) Can I Get an Amen?

 

This Isn’t Going to End Well The Iraq War Ain’t Over, No Matter What Obama Says

Current Events 10-14-2011

The Flea Party WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY!

 

It’s Official. The Party’s Over. Obama loses Hulk Hogan’s support

 

And Yet The Picture On The Box Shows Peanuts. Here’s Your Sign. Ice cream recalled in Illinois, 9 other states

 

Because Nothing Says Freedom of Religion Like a Lawsuit Robbing Everybody Else of Theirs Rhode Island Atheist Student, School Clash Over Prayer Mural Lawsuit

 

Here Come the Mechs A New Twist on Artificial Muscles

 

Here Comes Randall Flag Genome of the Black Death Revealed

 

ALL RIGHT!!!! iPad’s Big Screen Makes Brilliant Scribblenauts Shine

 

Surfer Jumps the Shark Surfer Stood on Back of Great White Shark and Lived