Current Events 03-01-2012

 

Neo-Atheism is a Cult The God wars

 

Militant atheists are at least as wicked as the religious fundamentalists upon which they love to heap vitriol. Often, they are worse.

 

Brilliant! Let’s Try It On the President! How To Build A Speech Jamming Gun

 

Dr. Evil Breeding Army of Six-Legged Super Bugs Six-Legged Giant Finds Secret Hideaway, Hides For 80 Years

 

Building a Better Glue Flesh-eating bacteria inspires highly selective instant adhesive that won’t stick to fingers

 

 

Current Events 02-02-2012

 

Yay, It’s Liberal Black History Month! Another Black History Month: The Left’s Favorite Time of the Year

 

The Irish don’t need a History Month because the awesomeness of the Irish is too great to be contained by one month. 🙂

 

It’s Always Been About the Benjamins. And Killing Black Babies. Planned Parenthood’s big lie‘ Telemed’ allows abortionists to remain remote and profitable

 

Ah, good old Planned Parenthood – Margaret Sanger’s solution to the “Negro Problem”…

 

Tasted Like Chicken Zoo owl is eaten by lions Shocked kids weep

 

Surprise. Lions are carnivores.

 

Han Shot First, Then Crashed the Falcon in the Baltic Sea Shipwreck in Baltic Sea? A UFO? Mystery to Treasure Hunters

 

Current Events 01-31-2012

 

………………… Sorry, Had to Pause A Moment to Wipe the Drool Off the Keyboard Serving up a special treat: Sonoran hot dogs

 

The only thing better than pork products are pork products wrapped in another pork product.

 

Yeah, They’re Called Natural History Museums We already have temples to atheism, Mr de Botton

 

State’s. Rights. Screw the Federal Government. Alaska proposes federal takeover of NYC’s Central ParkDeclaring turnabout is fair play, Alaskans tired of interference from ‘East Coast environmentalists’ offer a legislative retort.

 

I’m For That. An “Underfunded” Government is a Government Too Weak to Rob Its Citizens. Emboldened GOP wants to abolish state income taxes

 

I Wants It. First Look at Lego Gollum And The Rest of the Lord of the Rings Minifig Baddies

 

Current Events 01-24-2012

 
American manufacturing used to be a juggernaut. Years of unions, regulations, dumbed-down gov't subsidized education, and liberal policies have robbed us of our supremacy. Why would a successful business wish to conduct its business in a country who so hates and despises successful business?
 
It's Still Racism When Black Kids Do It. We Are Raising a Generation of Thugs. White Middle-Schooler Beaten Unconscious by Group of Black Students
 
Now is Not the Time For Moderates Tea Party rising for Newt Gingrich
 

Current Events 01-19-2012

 

Oh Good. My Childhood Couldn’t Take Much More Abuse (I Would Use Another Word Here, But This Is a Family Website) 😉 George Lucas Retires From Star Wars

 

Well Why Don’t We Ban Unnecessary Speed Limits, Fees, and Taxes While We’re At It? Yeah Right… Why The ‘Check Engine’ Light Must Be Banned

 

I Intend to Surf When I’m Old, Spoil the Grandkids, and Run the Honolulu Marathon, So I Tolerate The Hateful Power Squats The Ultimate Example of Preventive Medicine

 

 

Current Events 01-05-2012

 

End of the year news is so tedious. Hence the long delay. Also Skyrim.

 

Starting to Wonder If This Is NOT Just a Tinfoil-Hat-Conspiracy-Theory New Nationwide FEMA Camps Should Raise Eyebrows

 

Of Course It’s Fake. One of the Worst Hoaxes of Recent Memory, Except Maybe for Evolution Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!

 

It May Become Safer to Live Abroad America: The Living Portrait of Dorian Gray

 

Old Isn’t Necessarily Better Old, million-dollar violins don’t play better than the new models

 

When You’re PayPal, It’s Definitely Not PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund

 

I WANT ONE!! This New Press Pot Could Solve All Your First World Coffee Brewing Problems

 

Cost of Genocide Has Gone Up Planned Parenthood’s Annual Report: Got $487.4M in Tax Money, Did 329,445 Abortions