It Will Be Awesome To Get To Vote For the First Black President While Simultaneously Voting For A True Conservative (Unlike Our Current Half-African Marxist Who Only Got Elected Because He Happens to Look Black While No One Voting For Him Bothered Checking His Credentials Because Apparently Refusing to Vote For a Guy Solely Because of His Melanin Content Makes You Racist) Can I Get an Amen?
This Isn’t Going to End Well The Iraq War Ain’t Over, No Matter What Obama Says
And Yet Another Dictator Dies By the Sword Libya’s Moammar Gadhafi killed in hometown battle
Great Society Not So Great, Is It? Back to 1969?
The Flea Party WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY!
It’s Official. The Party’s Over. Obama loses Hulk Hogan’s support
And Yet The Picture On The Box Shows Peanuts. Here’s Your Sign. Ice cream recalled in Illinois, 9 other states
Because Nothing Says Freedom of Religion Like a Lawsuit Robbing Everybody Else of Theirs Rhode Island Atheist Student, School Clash Over Prayer Mural Lawsuit
Here Come the Mechs A New Twist on Artificial Muscles
Here Comes Randall Flag Genome of the Black Death Revealed
ALL RIGHT!!!! iPad’s Big Screen Makes Brilliant Scribblenauts Shine
Surfer Jumps the Shark Surfer Stood on Back of Great White Shark and Lived
Do One Thing And Do It Well, I Guess… Obama Has Now Increased Debt More than All Presidents from George Washington Through George H.W. Bush Combined
Just Silly. Freedom of Speech Only Applies to Libs. ESPN, Hank Williams Jr. part ways
Looks Like Roads in the 3rd World My Vauxhole!
End of An Era Steve Jobs: a personal remembrance
Freedom of Religion: Not Just a Clever Name More than 2,000 Evangelical, Orthodox Chaplains Join Catholics in Opposing Pentagon Directive on Same-Sex Marriage
Impressive. Most Impressive. Mind-Controlled Machine That ‘Feels’ May Usher in ‘Jedi’ Prosthetics
Mmmmm…. Yeti… Tastes Like Chicken. Russian and US Scientists Gather to Hunt Down Yeti
It’s Cold Outside, No Kind of Atmosphere, I’m All Alone, More Or Less The Plan to Bring an Asteroid to Earth
Fundamentalism Is the Antithesis of Religious Liberty Execution Looms for Iranian Pastor Who Refuses to Renounce His Christian Faith
How Has This Racist, Anti-Minority, Baby Butcher Factory Continued This Long? Dems hammer GOP’s Planned Parenthood funding probe
You Know, I’ve Always Thought MOST Cats Were Two-Faced Two-Faced Cat From Worcester Sets World Record
It’s Our GOING OUT OF DICTATORSHIP SALE!!! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! Report: 20,000 missiles have disappeared in Libya
We Lift Our Cheesy Triangles of Goodness In Salute Doritos creator dies in Dallas at 97
I Sure Hope So. Black Monday Won’t Be the Same Without Newegg. Can Newegg survive the post-PC future?
Don’t They Already Do This Every Year at Sturgis? Mad Max Fans Hit the Desert for Apocalyptic Weekend
What’s Really Eerie is the Realization That I Am The Last Generation That Experientially Knows What the Phrases “Dialing a Phone”, “Winding a Watch”, “Taping a Show”, “Rewind, Fast Forward” Actually Mean. Cartooning vs. Technology: How Steve Jobs Ruined Comics
This Has Nothing To Do With Not Offending Other Religions – It’s Just Hatred For Christianity, Because the Changes Are UTTERLY MEANINGLESS Since The Calendar Is Still Tied to the Birth of Christ In Any Case. BBC turns its back on year of Our Lord: 2,000 years of Christianity jettisoned for politically correct ‘Common Era’
Awesome. Now If They Could Just Develop a Vaccine for Malaria. Scientists Disarm AIDS Virus’ Attack on Immune System
Discrimination in Any Form is Evil, Regardless of Who The Victim Happens to Be. And Yes, ‘Minorities’ Can Be Racist, Too. Controversy erupts over Campus Republicans bake sale plans
Barbaric, But Not Surprising From An Already Barbaric Country With Mandatory Abortion The Soup That Is Killing the Ocean
Parasites Study: patent trolls have cost innovators half a trillion dollars
Did We Not Say That Once ‘Gay’ Marriage Was Forced Upon the Voting Public, That Stuff Like This Would Follow? Kody Brown, His ‘Sister Wives,’ and the Return of Polygamy
And the War on Meat, and the War on Sugar, and the War on Fat, and all the Other Stupid Vegan Nonsense Let’s Put a Stop to the War on Salt
Hero Among Heroes World War II veteran who survived Bataan Death March, built legacy of hope dies in Ill. at 105
Nothing Beats Spock How to Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors
Meep, Meep! Mayor dumps gift-wrapped 20-tonne boulder on ex-wife’s lawn
Pfftttt…. Stupid Nazis Trojan horse t-shirts trick neo-Nazis
WELL!!?? Lovely Future We’re Making For Ourselves. Years of liberal dogma have spawned a generation of amoral, uneducated, welfare dependent, brutalised youngsters
Pucker Factor: 37 Moment collapsing glacier nearly swept away tourist boat
Silly Elder Scrolls vs. Minecraft dev: “scrolls” is our word
‘C’ is For Communist The NAACP’s Betrayal of Blacks