Events. Of a current nature.

Current Events 01-05-2012


End of the year news is so tedious. Hence the long delay. Also Skyrim.


Starting to Wonder If This Is NOT Just a Tinfoil-Hat-Conspiracy-Theory New Nationwide FEMA Camps Should Raise Eyebrows


Of Course It’s Fake. One of the Worst Hoaxes of Recent Memory, Except Maybe for Evolution Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!


It May Become Safer to Live Abroad America: The Living Portrait of Dorian Gray


Old Isn’t Necessarily Better Old, million-dollar violins don’t play better than the new models


When You’re PayPal, It’s Definitely Not PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund


I WANT ONE!! This New Press Pot Could Solve All Your First World Coffee Brewing Problems


Cost of Genocide Has Gone Up Planned Parenthood’s Annual Report: Got $487.4M in Tax Money, Did 329,445 Abortions


Current Events 12-13-2011


That’s Good, I Guess Newt takes no-adultery pledge


It’s not that I approve of Newt’s infidelity. I do not. However, he says he has repented of it. Rush has been married thrice, and folks still listen to him. He, Newt, is without a doubt a flawed man. However, and here’s the thing, he leads. He has a plan. He knows how to work the dirty system in Washington to achieve his goals, which are good goals. He is, I think, our best remaining option. The alternative is Romney, a milksop, poll-minding, namby pamby RINO from Massachusetts. We don’t need to get along right now. We need a firebrand. We need a guy who can enter the fray on our behalf and engage in some good old political butt-kicking. Our country is broken. I think Newt is the best chance we have of fixing it. Beyond the no-adultery pledge, it’s the other things he says in the letter that are captivating, and which I whole-heartedly support. In contrast, I think Romney says what he thinks he has to say to gain political favor.


It’s like one of my heroes, Teddy Roosevelt, said, “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” Or, as he also said more succinctly, “The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”


America Needs a Hero. Athletes Used to Be Heroes Once. Why Tebow? Why Now?


Wickedness hates virtue. I think the country is swinging to the right again, like it did after Carter. We have had our fill of the sewage introduced during the 90s and going forward into the 00s. It’s just too costly. Virtue is an ideal, yes. But it’s never wrong to have ideals. It may be hard, humanly, to always attain them, but you keep trying. They are worth reaching for. Good for you, Tebow! (Wow, never thought I’d find myself rooting for the Broncos)


Current Events 12-07-2011


Behold the Mighty Potato! How the Potato Changed the World


Yeah. That’s Hilarious. (Sick) White House–Laughingly–Declines to Comment on Senate Vote to Repeal Military’s Ban on Sodomy and Bestiality


Meanwhile, Facist Obamerica Intends to Export Their Evil to the 3rd World, Whether They Want It Or Not Obama Seeks Protection for Homosexuals Abroad


Obama’s Legacy (Apart From Nearly Single-Handedly Destroying the American Economy) Israel on the Islamist Surge in Egypt: Told You So


What We Really Need Is Saving From Warming-Tards School turns heating off to ‘save planet’


Please. Do Not Try What You Are About To See Us Do At Home. We’re What You Call… Experts. How The Mythbusters Accidentally Punched a Six-Inch Cannonball Hole in a Minivan


GASP! Sexual Promiscuity is Dangerously Unhealthy!? Get Right Out of Town! The CDC Doesn’t Want You Donating Your Slutty Organs


GASP! Organized Crime is Taking Over the Garbage Business in Jersey!? Get Right Out of Town! Organized criminals infiltrating N.J. garbage, recycling industry due to failing regulatory system


I Really Hate to Do This, But, Do You Suppose He Has a Splitting Headache? (badoom, boom, ching) He’s nailed it! Stuntman Li Xin balances on his head… on top of a SPIKE


Wow. Never Thought I’d Agree With Alec About Anything. Alec Baldwin’s Tweets against American Airlines


Do you have any idea how many planes have crashed and how many people have died from iPads, iPhones, and other electronic devices left on during flights? Exactly Zero.



Current Events 11-16-2011

Oh Good. So Glad We Have That Covered. Now If We Could Only Insure America Against Obama Attack. NT insures Obama against croc attack


Testify Rep. West to Media: ‘Stop Being Afraid of This President’ Who ‘Is Destroying This Country’


What Should We Tour First, The Government Concentration Camps or the Mass Graves? Reclusive North Korea opens its door a crack for tourists


I Suspect Mr. Wickham Was Jane Austen Murdered?


In Order For Rampant, Anti-Christian Humanism To Live, Awesome Groups Like the Girl Scouts Have to Die With Girl Scouts astray, a wholesome alternative


Death Rays. Made in China. Why Is China Building These Gigantic Structures In the Middle of the Desert?



Current Events 10-30-2011

More Imaginary “Persecution” for a Made-Up “Lifestyle” Gay Africans flee persecution


I am an American living in Uganda. Ugandans have their flaws, but they are overall a deeply religious people. As such, they don’t want crooked Western nations (like America) exporting their vile pro-homosexual religion to their country. Homosexuality is a serious psychological ailment that has been reclassified as “normal”. Now that such people, who still make up less than 2% of the population, have somehow managed to gain a plurality in the electorate and media that far outweighs their numbers, their true agenda is revealed: forcible conversion. You are not allowed to criticize, or even openly disagree with the “gay lifestyle” in most Western nations. If you do, you are treated like some kind of slave-beating, sheet-wearing bigot, when in reality, you are simply expressing a moral preference, a preference by-the-way, that is protected by the 1st amendment, not that your rank and file liberal really cares about such things. Yet when homosexuals try to advance their fundamentalist agendas here, these Ugandans are depicted as the bad guys for having a problem with it. It would be like all the sexual predators in the States complaining about “being persecuted” because they have to be on registers, and can’t live openly without fear of reprisals. It is supremely arrogant of the Western world to think it has the right to pressure African nations to be more like them. They have seen what legalized perversion has done in the West, and they’re NOT HAVING ANY.


Of course, the root of all these “problems” is Evangelical religious groups in the US. When religions won’t voluntarily cave to social pressures and recant however, homosexual groups will readily stomp them under the jack-booted heels of facist intolerance. It’s happened before, but I won’t say where in order to avoid the cliche’. America and Europe need to mind their own business and be happy with the moral train wrecks they have already created in their own countries, not export their licentiousness to other countries who want to preserve their cultures and national identities.


Labor Unions Are Merely Another Kind of Communist Revolution, With Similar Results. Pro-Union Is Not Pro-Worker