Excerpts from my twisted mind.

My Deepest Apologies to My Betters at Facebook

Recently I was banned from Facebook for hate speech. In context, I was replying to one of the many lame, weepy, emotional posts about migrant children, trying to bring some reason to a very emotional, and frankly whacko fake crisis genned up to distract Americans from the far more serious Inspector General Report. Within that overall response, I pointed out that the Left are all about separating families. I cited abortion, which separates babies from their mother’s womb, and homosexual “marriage”, which depending on the configuration either deprives children of mothers or fathers. This was a huge mistake.

As a Christian who actually believes the Bible, I try not to be hateful to anybody. I wasn’t calling for violence. I wasn’t calling anybody a Nazi. I wasn’t advocating harm of any kind. But since I insisted on employing Christian speech fully consistent with the teachings of both Jesus Christ and the Apostle Paul, I found myself in the shameful position of being in violation of Facebook’s Community Standards.

I am concerned that Facebook’s Community Standards are a little vague, which is probably by design so they can apply them at will to anyone they wish to lovingly correct. So, as a service to the Community, I have prepared some guidelines to keep the average Christian from being inadvertently but justly banned.

1) Do not be derogatory towards homosexuals.

It is very important that you do not use any language that could be considered offensive or hurtful to these shining bastions of virtue and goodness. Do not use terminology such as pervert, sexual deviant, sodomite, faggot, or the like. These are very hurtful. Even contemplating these or even worse terms such as fudge packer, breech loader, ass bandit or carpet muncher will do such irreparable harm to your mind as to bring you into violation of Facebook’s forthcoming Community Thought Standards, so you should probably go ahead and scroll down.

I know you’re probably confused. How, you may ask, can a man jamming his erect member up another man’s poop chute or a woman intentionally looking and acting like Rosie O’Donnell be considered normal? Simply asking the question, let alone thinking it, demonstrates how backwards, hateful, and immoral you are. Perhaps millions of years of human behavior has been geared towards what, until the last 30 years, was normal human biological reproduction. But no more. Humanity has evolved, and the entire other 99% of the human population must learn to accept this bold new definition of normal in order to avoid offending the 1% that has learned a beautiful new use for the rectum.

2) Do not criticize gay marriage.

This is huge. I know your first instinct is to want to yield to common sense and also several thousand years of normal human practice worldwide, and affirm that marriage should only be between one man and one woman. This is how it has been done for ages. It was the process by which, until very recently, children were produced biologically (see point 1) and then reared in a safe, loving, nurturing environment. But you would be wrong. The Supreme Court has spoken, and obviously, all of reality must bend to fit their wise and benevolent rule.

You probably don’t realize it, but simply by loving your wife as a man, or loving your husband as a woman, and wishing to marry one another for love and perhaps the production of offspring, you are guilty of bigotry and hate. Gay people cannot control what they are, obviously. The rest of us simply endeavoring to do what was perfectly normal until less than 1% of the population discovered a new normal for the other 99% is a supreme act of hatred, because it denies these poor people their God given right to completely circumvent both reason and biology.

Do not suggest that it is social and cultural suicide to force a new kind of normal on the 99% of the population that had not known there was anything previously wrong with the old normal.

Do not imply that children need Fathers. Fatherhood is part of the patriarchy, and is an example of toxic masculinity and rape culture. The definition of “family” must be permitted to continue to evolve to someday include, I assume, such bold and noble configurations as marriage to farm animals and breakfast cereal. You have to let events take their course.

3) Accept your place in this brave new world.

Please understand, Christian, people on the Left are better than us and smarter than us, so it’s okay for less than 1% of the population to redefine normal for everyone else. This is the natural side effect of their wise and benevolent management of reality.

It is not enough for society to merely allow gay marriage or homosexuality to exist. Everyone, no matter their religious affiliation or prior protection under the 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution, must utterly alter their thinking. You cannot merely agree with Big Brother – you must love Big Brother.

If we are unwilling to alter our traditional Christian beliefs, our continued existence only fosters more hate.

It’s not hard, Christians. All you have to do is abandon your wrong thinking and get your minds right with Facebook’s new more accepting and tolerant Community Standards, and you should not have any problems.

I hope this clarified set of Facebook Community Standards has helped you. Don’t be guilty of hate speech, like me!

America Is Multi-Ethnic, Not Multicultural

America is unique among the nations in that we are bound to one another not by ethnic heritage, but by ideology. American culture makes us all American. So, you can celebrate your national heritage, and we can all celebrate with you. Irish, Italian, German, Jewish, Polish, West African, Indian, Indigenous, and so forth, all add their unique characteristics to the nation as a whole. We can enjoy our uniqueness and still be unified to one another because of our common American identity. It’s why our country is so incredible.

Multiculturalism is Marxism with a different label. It starts with the idea that American culture is evil and oppressive, and that all other cultures, no matter how barbaric, backwards, and repressive, are equal to ours. As a matter of fact, our success means we have to endlessly apologize for who we are, and be made ashamed of our superior cultural heritage. Multiculturalism divides American from American, spits on our flag, spits on our history and values, and diminishes the individual in the face of a pervasive identity politics groupthink. America is great because her people are great. America is superior because her culture is superior. We succeed because we’re better. No matter how you got here, if you’re a citizen, either natural born or naturalized, you are my countryman. Thank God that of all the places you could have been birthed, He put you in the United States. And that is a very great blessing indeed. God bless America!

Golden Rule

Project Post-Apocalypse

One of my husbandly duties is watching shows my wife likes (she watches buttloads of stuff I like). So, for nearly our entire married life, I have been watching Project Runway. Usually on Sunday nights after church (I long ago stopped watching live TV). Being the male that I am, I find myself constructing scenarios consisting of which contestants would survive after the zombies take over/post nuclear war. Without a doubt all the weepy, spineless, weak, sniveling contestants would be immediately torn apart and devoured. Probably a lot of the women, also. Heidi Klum of course would wind up dressed like Tina Turner in Mad Max, running Barter Town out of lower Manhattan. Tim Gunn would be her stylish, but ruthless lieutenant. So naturally, every time she says it, I hear “This week we find out which one of you will be in, and which one of you will be summarily executed.” Those in the bottom each week of course have to enter Thunderdome – “Two designers enter! One designer leaves!” Timm Gunn wears a leather jacket, carries a bat wrapped in barbed wire, and warns the surviving designers that they’d better “Make it Work, Or Else!” I think deep down that’s the version of Project Runway most husbands would like to see. 😀

Operation: Mindcrime

“Do you know where you are, Winston?” he said.
“I don’t know. I can guess. In the Ministry of Love.”…
“And why do you imagine that we bring people to this place?”
“To make them confess.”…
“No!” exclaimed O’Brien. His voice had changed extraordinarily, and his face had suddenly become both stern and animated. “No! Not merely to extract your confession, nor to punish you. Shall I tell you why we have brought you here? To cure you! To make you sane! Will you understand, Winston, that no one whom we bring to this place ever leaves our hands uncured? We are not interested in those stupid crimes that you have committed. The Party is not interested in the overt act: the thought is all we care about. We do not merely destroy our enemies; we change them. Do you understand what I mean by that?”
– 1984, George Orwell

Since the 1990’s, there has been a push to make thought illegal, to punish, bully, and control those who are guilty of merely THINKING in an incorrect manner, which the GROUP has declared to be evil. There is a push to make everyone the same. Hillary Clinton and the power brokers she represented, were the spearhead of that push, to continue to homogenize and control America. Real Americans rose up in revolt, and stopped her. You are not bad because you think climate change is a hoax, or homosexuality is sin, or that bathrooms for men should be for men, or women for women. You’re not bad because you’d like your country to remain American, or fear an influx of refugees that might contain terrorists. You’re not wrong to love Christ or reject evolution. These are merely examples of groupthink at work, attempting to make you villains and enemies of the State SOLELY because you THOUGHT WRONG. What we did on Tuesday was the utter repudiation of the thought police in this country who were on track towards absolute victory. The media are their mouthpieces. They are the Ministry of Truth, redefining reality to suit the party line. Expect to hear the repeated mantra of “racist, xenophobe, homophobe, misogynist” in the days ahead. They refer not only to Trump, who is none of those things, but to you, average American, for backing him, or at the least, failing to agree with THE GROUP. They are attempting to shame us, make us fear, change us, because they don’t like how we think and do not believe we have any right to do so. The people who voted Trump are not rubes, they’re not uneducated, they’re not racist, but they ARE quite disturbed with the direction our nation was going. So they chose to act. It will take decades to repair the damage the politburo has done, but repair it we shall. We really are going to Make America Great Again.

Sweet Victory

In my house, Presidential Elections are bigger than the Super Bowl, bigger than the World Cup, bigger than the Olympics, because unlike those other things, elections actually matter.

Let me say first of all how very grateful to God I am, who answered our prayers that the election would be full and fairly won, that the loser would not only be Hillary Clinton, but that she would also concede the election without contest.

I have been a Trump supporter from the earliest days of the nomination process. From the moment he announced his candidacy from Trump tower, I knew I was looking at the next President of the United States. The reason was simple: he fights. Trump says what he means, does what he says, and is not AT ALL afraid to hit back, and hit harder, when attacked. And HOLY LORD how the attacks came. I have watched events unfold for the past year, as my fellow patriots and I prepared to do something that for all our words and argumentation seemed to get lost in all the vitriol: seize power from the political class in Washington and put a man in office who represents US. We have, in short, conducted a bloodless coup.

My advice to all the people who lacked vision, who seemed incapable of either reason or logic in all of this, who got caught up in the emotion of the moment and took their place in the usual GOP circular firing squad is this: remain calm. Because unlike Obama, this time there is real Hope, and we will ALL benefit from real, and desperately needed, Change. We need to pull together to make ALL our politicians serve our interests, and should they refuse, run them out of office like we have done with Obama.

It’s a new day, America. Enjoy the ride. #MAGA

On Choice and Destiny

I am re-reading the NT again, and something occurred to me as I was perusing the genealogy of Joseph, Jesus’ adoptive human father. Phares was the son of Tamar, the product of incest with her father Judah, due to some bizarre circumstances unique to Ancient Near Eastern culture. Had modern “reproductive rights” been available to Tamar, she could have aborted that child, and the law specifically states today that she could – it would even be encouraged. She instead had twins, Phares and Zara. She let the unwanted, socially unacceptable children live. These children’s names and bloodlines would go on to be recorded in Matthew chapter 1 as the distant ancestors of Joseph, the man who would be father to Christ, teach him how to be a man, and how to be a carpenter.

Another thought. Mary had, her protestations of innocence and conception by a miracle of the Holy Ghost notwithstanding, by all appearances become pregnant out of wedlock. Joseph, whose ancestors included the children of incest, was minded to annul the betrothing (bride price had been paid, wedding feast had not yet occurred, and the marriage had not been consummated) privately. Another unplanned pregnancy that would surely end in abortion today. The Holy Spirit assured him that in this instance the woman was telling the truth and the tiny embryo in her womb was the product of a once-in-human-history miracle – the Incarnation. So he married her as planned, even though he would be fully within his rights to cancel the union.

When the conveniences of antiseptic, state-sponsored genocide are common, who knows what has been lost so that women can “choose” (a polite term for murder without consequences)? How many children like Phares and Zara will never take their place in history? How many brilliant people will never be born, so the modern day worshippers of Moloch can have their child sacrifice?

Had Tamar and Mary exercised their “choice”, the consequences to the world would have been enormous.

Eternal Campaign

Blah, blah, blah, Trump, blah, blah, blah, Cruz. From one day to the next next, there is no news – only vitriol and the same talking points repeated over and over. Who decided it was a good idea to make the primary process last this long? This is getting ridiculous.

Civil War

1) The willful destruction of the black family, particularly in what are, let’s face it, ghettos created by government. 2) The election of a Marxist radical who happens to be black, and who has only made things worse not better. 3) The militarization of the police following 9/11. 

Put it all together, and you get a devil’s brew that will result in civil war if things don’t change. More and more, people are getting the feeling that government doesn’t answer to them anymore. Taxation without representation started this whole deal way back, as you might recall. People are going to form up along tribal lines, and next thing you know, we have ourselves a race war.

As per usual, the government isn’t particularly interested in doing anything to solve these problems. They only care about how they can exploit the situation to their best advantage. I am forced to wonder if this isn’t being blown out of proportion by the President/Commissar in order to justify the nationalization of law enforcement. Then our transformation to a police state will be complete.

For those of you who don’t read or study history, Welcome to the 1970’s!

Brain Dumping

I know you’re thinking “Look who discovered blogging.” Honestly, I have long known about blogging (writing a journal, and posting it publicly), but have been reluctant until now to do so because I don’t like the notion of revealing my thoughts to others. I’ve always been a private person. It seems to me, in fact, to be foolish to reveal too much of yourself to a pack of strangers. So yeah, it intimidates me a bit. Anyhoo, I’ll be posting in here from time to time as the mood strikes. And that’s all I have to say about that. Hey, if there was a point to everything you say in a blog it wouldn’t be blogging, right?